Thursday, February 3, 2011

TENNESSEE

me: "Chris, you must not be from around here"

Chris: "ha, what makes you say that?"

me: "because you are the only ten i see"

Professional development, trade show, networking and getting fat. Yes, getting fat. Pulled pork, ribs, corn cakes and chili. Welcome to Tennessee. When in Rome.

Ok, I'll be the first to admit... my body doesn't process meat as well as it processes fiber one corn flakes. Blood type determines digestive capabilities? We were meant to be herbivores? Whatever the reasoning, payback is a meat butt plug.

You know the sad thing. I lived on this earth for over 25 years before realizing my blood type herbivore craving meat hating digestive system was reality.

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